Undead and Unwed: Queen Betsy, Book 1

Read * Undead and Unwed: Queen Betsy, Book 1 PDF by ^ MaryJanice Davidson eBook or Kindle ePUB Online free. Undead and Unwed: Queen Betsy, Book 1 She rises each night in search of unholy sustenance and designer footwear. Shes been laid off, her stepmother boycotted her birthday party (again), her cat isnt speaking to her, she can count on one hand how often shes gotten laid in the last 18 months, and shes dead. More concerned with her looks than vamp politics, Betsy just wants to keep her head down and adjust to her new liquid diet. And when the good guys are ruthless, and the bad guys are unhinged, and they ALL want to have sex with

Undead and Unwed: Queen Betsy, Book 1

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Rating : 4.20 (992 Votes)
Asin : B000HOL5YO
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Number of Pages : 318 Pages
Publish Date : 2013-05-28
Language : English

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Entertaining, looking forward to more in this series. Betsy Taylor didn't know she was going to die, but she did. When she wakes up in the morgue she can't believe the state of her clothes and shoes or the fact that she is dead. After a few failed attempts to get dead to the point of it being final, she realizes she is a vampire. Betsy goes about life just as she always had and lets her friend and fami. Karwyn said HILLARIOUS ROMP. Hmm Please before you read this book know it's a paranormal romantic comedy, and it's a hoot and a half. Betsy, laid off secretary and shoe whore, wakes up dead! Not only does she wake up dead, but she is also mired in the muck of vampire politics. This no nonsense fashion maven would rather have been planted six feet under than deal with the parano. Heroine is a vain, selfish, airheaded twit. Not worth your time I really REALLY wanted to like this book and had hoped this was a series to sink into now that I've finished all the Sookie Stackhouse books. Wrong. Betsy is nothing like Sookie - no brains, no brawn, no courage, no common sense there is nothing about this character that earns my respect or interest and she's not really funny.Scene after scene in th

. MaryJanice Davidson is the New York Times bestselling author of the Undead novels featuring Betsy Taylor; Derik's Bane, and the new young adult novels featuring Jennifer Scales, written with her husband, Anthony Alongi, among other titles

She rises each night in search of unholy sustenance and designer footwear. She's been laid off, her stepmother boycotted her birthday party (again), her cat isn't speaking to her, she can count on one hand how often she's gotten laid in the last 18 months, and she's dead. More concerned with her looks than vamp politics, Betsy just wants to keep her head down and adjust to her new liquid diet. And when the good guys are ruthless, and the bad guys are unhinged, and they ALL want to have sex with her to cement their power base, it's tough for a modern girl to keep her shapely butt out of troubleand out of bed. Trouble is, the only vampires who want her more than the good guys are the bad guys. Betsy Taylor is having a helluva week. Worse, the other vampires are convinced she's been Foretoldin other words, she's the new vampire queen. UNDEAD AND UNWED is rollicking, sexy good fun, sure to get your pulse r

Her mother is glad she is back, albeit as a vampire, but her stepmother is enraged that Betsy has reclaimed her designer-shoe collection. Sexy, steamy, and laugh-out-loud funny, Davidson's chick-lit foray into the paranormal is delightful. All rights reserved. From Booklist Betsy Taylor--former model, newly unemployed secretary, 30, and still single--wakes up after being flattened by a small SUV in a tacky coffin wearing cheap knock-off shoes. Diana Tixier HeraldCopyright © American Library Association. Teaming up with gorgeous vampire Eric Sinclair, who is in her opinion a major pervert, she takes on Nostro and his minions. It seems that Betsy is an anomaly: a vampire who doesn't burn in sunlight, can fight the urge to feed, and is not repulsed by religious articles, all of which may make her the prophesied Queen of the Vampires. With a wealthy best friend and a newly acquired doctor pal who is not susceptible to her formidable allure, she sets out to right