The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten
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| Rating | : | 4.94 (966 Votes) |
| Asin | : | B002RSRPPG |
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| Number of Pages | : | 513 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2013-05-04 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
Illustrator EMILY FLAKE is a New York based cartoonist and illustrator who is grateful to have gotten close enough to study her subjects for this book without being torn limb from limb. RITCH DUNCAN and BOB POWERS have devoted their lives to aiding and serving the lycanthrope community. . They live in New York City
You cannot afford to not read this book. Survival is an option, but first, know this:* Werewolves are real.* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. * Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. * You are not a monster.The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. Have you been a
Brien J Hoyle said Five Stars. Well received gift. BJ's Mom. Ezra Boyd said I bought this as a gift. And I ended up reading it through TWICE before I finally gave it to the person I had intended it for! It's very well written, and a real hoot if you like comical "self help"-type books. Literally the PERFECT gift for the werewolf in your life!. C. Wilson said Cool book. As a fan of anything werewolf, I had been wanting to buy this since I first saw it. Finally broke down and bit the silver bullet so to speak and enjoyed it very much. Very fang in cheek and like the best of the cheesy movies, takes itself oh so seriously. Love it.
They live in New York City. About the Author RITCH DUNCAN and BOB POWERS have devoted their lives to aiding and serving the lycanthrope community. Illustrator EMILY FLAKE is a New York based cartoonist and illustrator who is grateful to have gotten close enough to study her subjects for this book without being torn limb from limb.